The car careened out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. 'A software engineer, a hardware engineer, and a departmental manager were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. 'A programmer’s wife asks him, 'Would you go to the shop and pick up a loaf of bread? And if they have eggs, get a dozen.' The programmer goes to the store and returns home with 12 loaves of bread. 'Where’s the beach? The music? The women?' he screams frantically to the angel. Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. 'Wow!' he exclaims, 'Hell looks great! I’ll take Hell!' So, an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach full of beautiful women listening to music and having a great time. 'I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let’s see Hell.' The committee tells the programmer he has a say in the matter and asks him if he wants to see either Heaven or Hell before stating his preference. 'A programmer finds himself in front of a committee that decides whether he should go to Heaven or Hell. Why not take a break and enjoy some jokes and humorous quotes about programmers, coding, and languages:
Bugs, incomplete requirements, and bad QA: The life of a software engineer can be frustrating sometimes.
